-A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out inSouth Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily – tattooed biker, and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now, back off! Or I’ll kick the s–t out of all of you!”
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
Just a couple minutes ago.”
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