-A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out inSouth Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. Read the rest of this entry »
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-A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. “Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. “Is that the same thing?”
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This biker lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, new roads to ride, she figured she might as well look even nicer.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While riding her motorcycle home, she was run into by a delivery truck and killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40+ years? How come you didn’t pull me out of the path of that freakin’ truck?”
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”
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Carved by Prez Sol!
Without a doubt the most recognizable symbol of Halloween is a pumpkin carved into a jack-o-lantern. To understand the origins of how pumpkin carving began and what it really means we must first take a look at the holiday itself. How long has Halloween been around? Have there always been pumpkins carved? Here are some answers! Read the rest of this entry »
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…YOU STILL OWE ON IT.
…YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. Read the rest of this entry »
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The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise
without the adverse side effect of horsepower!
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home. Read the rest of this entry »
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There’s a guy sitting at a biker bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making biker steps next to him, Read the rest of this entry »
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One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. Read the rest of this entry »
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