No Fear
One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. Read the rest of this entry »
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NO FEAR!
On April - 30 - 2009
Old Man
On April - 27 - 2009
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Read the rest of this entry »
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The Lord and The Biker
On April - 27 - 2009
The Lord and the Biker
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant Read the rest of this entry »
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Babes -vs- Motorcycles
On April - 3 - 2009
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out in Heaven with anyone you want.”
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!
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Fuzz
On April - 3 - 2009
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, “I want to join your biker club.”
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.
So the biker asks her, “You have a bike?”
The little old lady says, “Yea, that’s my Harley over there” and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her “Do you smoke?”
The little old lady says, “Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is impressed and asks, “Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says, “No, I’ve never been picked up by the fuzz, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”
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Honda?
On April - 3 - 2009
A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, “Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?” “No!” said the boy and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,
“Hey kid, I’ll give you 10 bucks if you hop on the back.
“NO!” said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, “OK kid, I’ll give you 20 bucks and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride.”
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,
“Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!”
LOL MOTO!
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You Dont Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks
On March - 30 - 2009
You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor.
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Two Guys Were Roaring Down The Road
On March - 30 - 2009
Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, Read the rest of this entry »
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A Man Came Home From Work, Sat Down
On March - 30 - 2009
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer Read the rest of this entry »
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